|[Banderoorge with luggage] • [Banderooge walking with luggage] • Banderooge: Yup...I'm a Cat...
R.A.: Here's your key. Fill out this form in your room. • Banderoo ...
Stuart: Hello! Anybody here yet?
Banderooge: Yes! Yes, come right in! • Banderooge: You must be one o ...
Stuart: Since we'll be roomates, Hi...I'm Stu.
Banderooge: I'm Banderooge. Hi. • Stuart: I just think ...
Russell: Hey everybody! How ya doing? I'm Russell!
Stuart: Hi, Russ!
Banderooge: Hi. • Russell: I'll ...
Monroe: You must be Stuart David Saunders, from Peso Madre, Wyoming, 76140. I'm Monroe.
Banderooge: Hi, Mon ...
Russell: I don't care who I room with!
Stuart: No, neither do I. It makes no difference, not a bit!
Banderooge: Who's that guy over there?
Russell: Oh, that's President Strotz! Go over and say hello!
Banderooge: Where's Monroe this early in the morning? His bed doesn't look slept in! • Stuart: He said ...
Monroe: Well, guys...I'm off to another frat party...
Banderooge: Hold on, wait. What's with the leather ja ...
Monroe: This is it! My last chance of getting into Alpha Beta Supa!
Banderooge: An envelope?
Stuart: What i ...
Girl [standing in line in the cafeteria]: ...well, like, I'm not sure what subjects I'll be taking, or anyth ...
Sturat: You know, Thursday is Registration Day.
Banderooge: ZZ..Ghh...yeah? • Stuart: Banderooge, weren ...
Banderooge [off-strip]: Oh, no! Look how many people are here already!
[Sign in front of line of students s ...
Russell: There's mail for you, Monroe.
Monroe: Oh, boy! • Monroe: Hey, it's an invitation to a housewar ...
Banderooge: I can't believe the prices of these books! This is gonna cost a fortune!
Russell: Banderooge, look at this campus map. I've got two classes a mile apart! • Banderooge: That's ...
Stuart: Let's go, Banderooge! You don't want to miss the first day of classes!
Banderooge: Yes I do.
[Banderooge puts on a scarf and hat] • [Banderoorge puts on coat and gloves] • [Banderooge prepare ...
Banderooge: Hey, Stu...you wanna watch TV? Or listen to a record?
Stuart: ...Hmm? • Banderooge: What's ...
Russell: Monroe, you've been cooped up in here long enough. Whadaya say we go meet some girls, huh?
Banderooge: Boy! There sure has been a lot of snow! More than I thought! • Banderooge: This is probab ...
Russell: What?! Final Notice Prior to Disconnection?! • [Russell running down the hall and up the stai ...
Banderooge [pushing his tray in the line at the cafeteria]: Avocado cheese bake, please... • Banderooge ...
Monroe [slamming the door]: That does it! I'm not going to classes ever again!
Stuart: Hey, calm down!
Banderooge: What're you writing?
Monroe: Valentines. • Banderooge: Sounds real sweet, Monroe.
Monroe: Y ...
Russell: Woah there, Stu -- how many Valentines didja get?
Russell: Oh yeah? That's great, re ...
Banderooge: Hmm... • Banderooge: I got it!
Stuart: Got what, Banderooge? • Banderooge: An idea for ...
Professor [lecturing off-strip]: ...heart muscle is striated, uninucle...nder voluntary control the first ou ...
Stuart [sitting up in his bed]: Sometimes I like to just lie in bed at night and reminisce...
Russell [lying ...
Monroe [standing in his pajamas next to Russell's bed]: Russ...Russ, are you up?
Russell [lying in his bed, ...
Banderooge: What time is it?
Stuart: Two minutes past the last time you asked. • Stuart: Tell me, why a ...
Banderooge [holding his quarter grade report]: I guess I'll look at my grades now...sooner or later I'll hav ...
Monroe [standing in the hall outside of their dorm rooms]: Hey, Stu -- I just heard our room failed fire ins ...
Russell: I think I'll take a shower now.
Banderooge: I wouldn't if I were you. • Banderooge: There's an ...
Stuart [sitting on steps of Univesity Hall, thought bubble]: Gee, that gitl's cute. She probably has a mill ...
Stuart [sitting on steps]: I blew it. That cute girl asked me for the time, and I blew it. • Stuart: W ...
Stuart [standing under an umbrella with Banderooge in the pouring rain]: Psst...Banderooge! There's the gir ...
Stuart [holding umbrella and walking with girl]: Small-talk...platitudes and generalizations...y'know?
Monroe [sitting]: Have you thought about who you're going to room with next year?
Banderooge [sitting and sm ...
Russell [About to sit down with a book in front of the TV at ~10pm]: I can't decide whether to watch TV or r ...
Banderooge [holding a sign that says Real Ad]: Hello there. I'm Banderooge, and I'd like to take some time ...
Professor [lecturing off-strip]: ...King Louis XVII conquered Monjogovia on April 4, 1821. On November 15, ...
Student #1 [wearing a Harvard sweatshirt]: I've got access to the most complete library in the country!
Visiting high school senior [with his mother, taps Banderooge on the shoulder]: Excuse me..excuse me...
Monroe [in pajamas, walking past Russell]: Ohh...my throat hurts! • [Monroe dials a rotary phone to pla ...
Monroe: Ho did you do on your mid-term, Stu? • [Stuart, looking grim, holding his midterm examination]
Russell: Banderooge, I've got a great idea! You wanna take the day off and go see the city?
Banderooge: Yea ...
Stuart [walking into his bedroom with his laundry basket]: I think I made a really stupid mistake.
Stuart [looking sick and sniffling, sitting in a chair, thought bubble]: What a cold! I feel like my whole ...
Russell: Wish me luck!
Banderooge: Why? Where are you going? • Russell: Didn't I tell you? I'm trying ...
Russell [entering a room]: I did it! I got the part! • [Russell stands there, nothing happens]
Stuart: Tell me abou this play yu're in...what is it, a dumb musical comedy?
Russell: No, I've got more clas ...
Russell [reading the play script]: "He doesn't listen to her! He just stands there!" • Russell [readin ...
Monroe: Is Russ at rehearsal again?
Banderooge: Yeah...he's been rehearsing all week. • Monroe: Think h ...
Russell [dressed in a suit, in a spotlight on stage, thought bubble]: On, no! I'm going to sneeze. In fron ...
Stuart [sitting at a manual typewriter, aggravated]: Aagh! I did it again! Typos, typos, and more typos!
Banderooge: C'mere, you guys...they sent us our housing assignments for next year! • Banderooge [with S ...
Banderooge [standing in front of the desk of a professor]: I'd like an extension on my final paper, please.
Banderooge [lying among his luggage]: Back to the old grind... • Banderooge: Same old crowded rooms.
[Banderooge is standing up in a big mess, hears Knock Knock] • Banderooge [stepping carefully through t ...
Stuart [with Monroe and Banderooge listening]: Remember Russ, our obnoxious, self-centered roommate from las ...
Russell [in his new single room]: Trapped! Trapped in a single -- all alone! • Russell: No one around! ...
Monroe: Hey Stu...? Aren't we supposed to have a fourth roommate by now?
Stuart: I thought so too, Monroe!
Banderooge: So you're Gary, huh? I'm Banderooge.
Gary: Great, yeah. • Banderooge: Why'd you get here s ...
Gary: My dad's name is Harry McCrary and my mom's name is Mary... • Gary: Dad has awarmed sense of humo ...
Stuart: The tuition bill has arrived... • Stuart: What! $1805 for tuition! $600 for utilities! $960 f ...
Banderooge [in the cafeteria food line]: Can I have a heaping platefull of avocado cheese onion bake, please ...
Stuart: Boy - That was a Homecoming weekend I won't forget. Banderooge: OHHH.... • Stuart: Fifty-eigh ...
Banderooge: Where were you? We just had a floor meeting? Monroe: Sorry...I was at the library!
Russell: I've got to get out of this room! • Russell: How in the world could they put me in a single?!
Monroe: Hey there, little fella...You know, I get a big kick watching you guys plan ahead for winter!
[Hamlet Midterm, Part One, Short Answer] • [1. What evidence is there to suggest that Ophelia was a bea ...
Gary: Oh no -- it's a letter from home... • Gary reading: "Dear [Larry] Gary, how is school? [Barry, Ca ...
Monroe: You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to see a leaf fall off a tree, and then ...
Gary: Is everybody ready to trick-or-treat? Chicken costumed individual: You bet! • Gary: Banderooge! ...
[Banderooge leaning against a lamppost at night, smoking] • Policeman: Awright, Cat -- mind telling me ...
Monroe reading to squirrels: "Behold the squirrel; anticipator of nature - eagerly gathering food 'fore the ...
Guy: Turn down the stereo in here. Stuart: We don't have a stereo • Guy: Then what's all this music? ...
Gary [to Stuart]: My mom sent some pictures of my twins. • Gary: This is Carrie, and this is Barry, and ...
Banderooge: "8:30 (11) Nova. 'Exploring the Mitochondria'" • Banderooge: "8:30 (26) Masterpiece Theatre ...
Wendy: I'm interviewing people for "Speakout"...what do you think of the situation in Southeast Lambadia?
Stuart: Who made a $540 phone call to Chicago? Banderooge: What?! We never use the phone! • Stuart: It ...
Monroe [surrounded by his roomates]: NO! • Monroe: I WON'T DO IT! • Monroe: You can't make me!
Gary: Wasn't that a great Thanksgiving vacation? Stuart: Yeah! My mom yelled at me from the moment I walke ...
Monroe: It's snowing, Banderooge! Let's build a snowman! • Banderooge: You can't build a snowman with ...
Banderooge: I step out of the room for Christmas vacation...when I come back it's a new decade.
Banderooge: Did you make any New Year's resolutions, Gary? Gary: Yeah, sure...I resolved not to kill myself ...
Stuart: I put up a poster to sell my old books, but no one's called! • Stuart: I spent three hours on t ...
Russell: Hello, University Housing? I wonder if you can help me... • Russell: My name is Russell Hampt ...
Wendy: Hi, I'm Wendy, your next door neighbor • Wendy: Can I interview you guys for my journalism class ...
Wendy: Okay -- first question for my interview -- what do you see as the main function of attending college?
Wendy: Do you know of any cheating on campus? Banderooge: Sure! I cheat all the time! Monroe: Uh...
Gary: Poor Monroe...I overheard him trying to get a date for the Ball... • Gary [pretending to be Monro ...
Professor lecturing [Gary seated at desk taking notes]: Suppose that the history of the Earth were written i ...
Monroe: Banderooge, is there going to be a draft? Banderooge: I don't know, Monroe. • Monroe: What if ...
Stuart: Already I'm falling behind in three subjects! I won't live out this quarter! [Banderooge is watchi ...
Gary: Okay, Wendy...what's stopping them from getting back together? Wendy: They all have new contracts now ...
Russell: Just because there's no one here to see me doesn't mean I don't exist! • Russell: I've still g ...
Student: You ready for this test? Stuart: What test? • Student: The midterm. Today's our midterm! St ...
[Monroe reading Playboy magazine] • Banderooge [off-strip]: Monroe! What's that you've got there?! Mo ...
Gary [standing in front of a large clothes dryer holding a laundry basket]: My Laurndy! Someone stole my la ...
Monroe [sitting on a low box]: Wendy, what sort of things do girls look for in guys? • Wendy: Well, I l ...
Gary: Are you sending out any valentines, Stu? Stuart: Nah... • Stuart: I don't think it would pay off ...
Stuart: Okay, Gary...let's see if sending valentines paid off for you! How many did you send out? Gary: Tw ...
Gary: "Prospects"? "Returns"?! Stuart, I don't understand your Economist's Theory of Romance! Stuart: Why ...
Professor: While I'm taking attendance, is there a 'Banderooge' here? Banderooge [off-strip]: Yeah
Wendy: Hi, I'm interviewing people for 'Talkout'...today's question is "Where do you keep your scissors?" S ...
[Banderooge carrying tray of cafeteria food] • [Banderooge notices Complaint Board] • [Banderooge ...
Monroe [sitting up in bed, Banderooge lying down in the next bed]: What a strange night...I think I must hav ...
Stuart: How did registration go, Gary? Did you get all the courses you needed? • Gary: No...they gave ...
Banderooge [standing up over all his roomates, who are studying]: Hey, guys, what do you say we blow off the ...
Gary: I'm kind of glad this quarter's ending. I'm anxious to see my folks. • Gary: Things were always ...
Banderooge [on the phone]: Professor Greenspan? This is Banderooge, and I'm calling to find out why you gav ...
Stuart: You're doing what? Banderooge: I'm getting a board job. I need the cash. • Stuart: And you're ...
Student: Broccoli cheese-bake. Banderooge: Say May I. • Student: May I have the broccoli cheese-bake? ...
Student#1: French fries? Student#2: French fries? Banderooge: They'll be out in a minute. • Students: ...
President Strotz: I'm checking out the food services tonight. What are you serving? Banderooge: Coq au vin ...
Plant#1: Is it supposed to get warmer tomorrow? Plant#2: Nope -- more of the same • Plant#1: This is r ...
Monroe: I cannot believe she's making us read the whole thing! • Gary: What's the matter? Monroe: I'm ...
Wendy: Hi, I'm taking an impartial survey for 'Talkout'...today's question is, "Are you for or against the E ...
Stuart: I don't want to do all these assignments I have for the weekend! • Stuart: Friday night, for my ...
Gary: Monroe probably forgot to set his clock ahead...I'll do it for him. • Stuart: I'll bet Monroe did ...
Monroe: I don't think we should have let Banderooge to to the Faculty/Student Mixer. Stuart: Why not?
Bert [belly hanging way over his trousers]: Can I have another heaping plateful of spaghetti, please? Bande ...
[Banderooge standing at the plate, holding a bat and a beer] Umpire: Strike one! • Umpire: Strike two!
Stuart [off-strip]: Monroe, don't forget that Sunday is Mother's Day! Monroe [watching TV]: I won't
Stuart: Monro, turn off this TV a minute! [Click! As Stuart turns off the television] • Stuart: Did yo ...
Stuart: Letter from your mom, Monroe... Monroe: Gulp • [Mom's letter] Dear Monroe, I noticed you forgo ...
Girl: This is "Any-sandwich-you-like-night?" I'll have a steak sandwich on rye with lettuce, please.
Attn: Banderooge; Re: Grades • Professor Brown of the science department has informed us that you are d ...
Stuart: A conference room in the Library! • Monroe: That new parking garage! • Banderooge: A steam ...
Russell: Finally I can get out of this lousy single-person room! • Russell: Next year I'll have three r ...
Monroe [sitting at the beach, thought bubble]: What now, Monroe? You're halfway done with college and still ...
Mailman: 'You Banderooge? Banderooge: Uh-huh • Mailman: Mail for you. Banderooge: Thanks...must be my ...
Stuart's Mom: Are you going to get a job this summer, or are you going to sleep all day for the rest of your ...
Banderooge: Boy - I never knew the summer could be this purposeless! • Banderooge: Four and a half week ...
Stuart's Dad: So son, tell me...was this a good year for you?
Stuart: Oh yeah, Dad..A very good year...I man ...
Monroe [writing a letter]: Dear Banderooge, I know you'll never answer this letter but I thought I'd write a ...
Clerk#1 Can I help you?
Stuart: No thinks -- I just want to see the manager... • Clerk#2: Can I help yo ...
[Russell, Banderooge, Stuart, and Monroe singing] Alma mater, praise be thine.. • [R,B,S singing] Guard ...
[Russell trying to take his own photo for Shoot Yourself] Click. • [The camera is not working for Russe ...
Harvard student: I've got access to the most complete library in the country! • Princeton student: I've ...
Stuart [carrying a laundry basket with clothes]: I think I made a really stupid mistake. • Stuart: I ju ...
Russell: I hear Monroe is checking out Greek Life tonight!
Stuart: Yeah -- he went to a frat party.
Banderooge: I can't believe this is it, Monroe! The years went by so quickly! • Banderooge [putting on ...
Amy: Hi! I'm Amy Kimball! Isn't this place great? I can't wait till classes start! • Amy: It's gonna ...
[Stuart and another student walking toward each other] • Stuart: Hi.
Student: Hey, how ya doing? I tho ...
Girl: You still living with those same guys? I remember them yak yak yak yak
Stuart [thought bubble]: I don ...
Stuart, I'd like you to meet Amy Kimball. She's a freshman this year.
Stuart: Hello • Amy: Hi! Are yo ...
Russell: Psst, Banderooge...who's the girl?
Banderooge: Amy Kimball. But listen, Russ...she's a little naïv ...
Stuart: My father said I'd better change my study habits this year. • Stuart: He said that if I come ho ...
Banderooge: Monroe, I'd like you to meet Amy Kimball...she's a freshman this year! • Amy: Hi! Are you ...
Monroe: It's Phyllis! Phyllis is here! • Monroe: Hiii, Phyllis! Hellooooo, Phyllis! • Monroe: He ...
Stuart: I'm so proud to say I go to Northwestern! There's Charlton Heston -- he went here, and he went on t ...
Monroe [on the phone]: Yes, Dad...I'm sorry they woke you up...it won't happen again. • Banderooge: Wha ...
Amy [to Banderooge]: Hi! Were you involved in the Gala? Did you work on the Gala? Did you go to the Gala?
Banderooge: Monroe, you don't still have an undecided major, do you?
Monroe: Well... • Monroe: I think ...
Stuart: I'm fed up with shaving -- it's boring and monotonous. • Russell: Why don't you grow a beard? ...
A Mom: Excuse me, sir...I'm here for Parents Weekend and I'm looking for my son...where would I find this do ...
[student, parent, and Banderooge sitting in desks in a lecture room] • Parent [aside to Banderooge]: Se ...
Stuart [thought bubble]: I can't study here, it's too noisy • [Stuart walks out into the cold night]
Russell: I thought Banderooge was out here watching the debates... • Russell: I wonder who's winning
Banderooge: Trick or treat.
Old Lady Homeowner: What?! • Banderooge: Trick or treat. It's Halloween.
Amy: Good morning, Banderooge! I didn't know you had a board job! • Amy: Usually I have to help myself ...
Stuart: Well...they did it... • Stuart: The American people have elected Ronald Reagan their next presi ...
Stuart [on the phone]: Hello, Mom?
Mom: Where on Earth have you been?! Come home now! • Stuart: Now?
Amy: Hi! Do you live next door to the guys? I'm Amy Kimball -- I'm a friend of theirs. • Wendy: Uh... ...
Wendy: Would you like some coffee?
Amy: Oh, Wendy! Do you have a hot pot in here? How neat! • Amy: Yo ...
Banderooge: One of my professors wants to speak to me...
Monroe: About what? • Banderooge: He says I've ...
Banderooge [reading "Rubber Teeth on Sale Nov. 20" flyer]: What is the thing, 'Rubber Teeth'?
Russell: It's ...
Banderooge [using a campus police phone box]: Hello, Public Safety? I wanna report a robbery. • [Publi ...
Professor [off-strip]: Who can tell us how we figure out the data percent capita for any given year?
Monroe: Two hundred and fifty dollars on books! I can't believe it! • Banderooge: Hey, you're the one ...
Russell: I'm such a conscientious student at the start of the quarter! • Russell: Right at the beginnin ...
Monroe: Didja get in?
Stuart: Monroe, it was crazy to even try. • Stuart: There was a line out the door ...
Amy: Hi, Banderooge! How do you like your classes so far? Mine are super-neato! • Amy: I'm taking sev ...
Monroe: Hey guys! I bought us some food! [off-strip] Uh-oh... • Stuart: What did you buy us this time ...
Banderooge: Don't tell me you're going to your meeting this early? • Russell: Sorry, Banderooge, but th ...
Amy: Springtime at Northwestern sure is neato! I love all those cute little squirrels! • Amy: I sure a ...
[Banderooge bundling up to go outside] • [Banderooge bundling up to go outside] • [Banderooge bund ...
Banderooge: Monroe -- I'll bet you ten bucks we lose. Monroe: Okay! • [Monroe, Banderooge, Russell, an ...
Russell: Why don't they bring any good concerts to campus?
Stuart: They can't! • Russell: Why not?
Banderooge [reading the Daily Northwestern newspaper]: So many things have happened this year, huh?
[Stuart and Monroe walking down sidewalk, flyers taped to wall and sidewalk] • [flyers getting denser]
Amy: I'm so excited, Russ! I called my boyfriend last night -- and he's coming to visit! • Amy: He's g ...
Russell [on the telephone]: Hello, Elaine? It's Russ. Hi, I know it's kind of late, but would you like to ...
Monroe: Professor Brisbane? May I speak to you for a moment? Professor Brisbane: Why, yes -- have a seat.
Stuart: Okay, world, it's time for another cold... • Stuart: Let's grab this bull by the horns...it's t ...
Doctor: Is this your first time at Searle?
Banderooge: Yeah -- I only came today because my leg hurts.
Banderooge [thought bubble]: Jeez -- I don't know a single answer on this midterm -- and this guy next to me ...
[Banderooge lying in bed asleep] • [Alarm clock radio goes off] Beep!...Beep!...Beep!... • [Alarm ...
Monroe: I'm not doing very well this quarter • Monroe: In fact, I don't think I'm passing a single subj ...
Russell: I can't believe I'm so low on cash again! • Russell: Where am I gonna come up with some money? ...
Amy: Knock knock! Is anyone at home? It's your next door neighbor, Amy Kimball! Ding dong!
Banderooge [of ...
Russell: So, Stuart...how many valentines did you get this year?
Stuart: Three. Why? • Russell: No rea ...
Monroe: I have to stop going to bed so late...it's throwing off my whole day! • Monroe: Every morning I ...
Banderooge: What show is this?
Stuart [sitting in front of the television]: It's called "Keeping Abreast"
Banderooge: You look like you're going on a date tonight, Russ.
Russell: Are you surprised? • Banderoog ...
Banderooge: I don't get it...first, Monroe tells me I got a big package in the mail...then he starts laughin ...
Wendy: Wow, Amy! Take a look at the rear end on that guy!
Amy: Wendy! I can't believe you said that!
Amy: Monroe! Did you hear? They're raising the tuition again! By fifteen percent! Isn't that wonderful?
Stuart: My dad said he would have to get a second job to keep me in school next year; he was real sore at me ...
Russell: Your grades are here, Monroe.
Monroe: Thanks, Russ. • Monroe: All vacation long, I've been won ...
[Russell sitting in class, taking notes]
Professor [off-strip]: What is Philosophy? How can we know what Ph ...
Banderooge: Monroe, we've got to pick a low number if we're going to have a place to live next year.
Wendy: Any idea what you're doing this summer?
Stuart: Not really, Wendy. • Stuart: By the time school ...
Amy: "Hi! I'm Amy Kimball! It's a pleasure to be going through Spring Rush with you!" • Amy: No...it' ...
Amy: What an absolutely neato house you have here! I'll bet this is just zillions of fun!
[Sorority sisters ...
Amy: So what do you think? You think you'll pledge me? I think you're all really neat!
Sorority girl: Uh.. ...
Russell [sitting down, next to Wendy]: Ahhh...I love that taste. • Russell: Y'know, this Perrier water ...
Banderooge [holding an envelope]: I wonder what's in these bank statements I keep getting every month...
High school senior [tapping Banderooge on the shoulder]: Excuse me...I'm a high school senior thinking of go ...
Monroe [surrounded by a lot of squirrels]: Hi there, cute little squirrels! I hope you had a cozy winter!
Stuart [walking under an umbrella in the pouring rain]: I can't believe this rain! It's been absolutely pou ...
Wendy [sitting next to Russell by a desk]: You really sound like you have an interesting life, Russ...
Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: You haven't gone out with anyone this year, have you?
Amy: Nope, Wendy! ...
Stuart: How did you do on your midterm, monroe?
Monroe: I got a D. • Stuart: Here...mind if I take a lo ...
Radio [Banderoog is listening to it]: ...and now for the weather. This morning will be sunny and cool with ...
Russell: What did your mom think of your Mother's Day card?
Monroe: Moth....oh no! • [Monroe furiously ...
Banderooge: Stu, I don't like one of my classes. Is it too late to switch into another course?
Stuart: "Too ...
Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: You've got to become more assertive, Amy. It's a man's world out there ...
Russell [getting up out of bed]: Rise and shine, up with the sun! It's Monday morning, and I am ready!
Russell [sitting with Wendy]: Wendy, I'll be honest with you. I've wanted to ask you out all year, but I co ...
Monroe [walking away from a roadside mailbox, holding an envelope]: I got a letter from Russ! Of all my roo ...
Television [Stuart sitting on couch, his dad lighting a pipe standing up]: Coming up next..."Celebrity Skinn ...
Little girl [at the beach, holding a sand shovel and bucket, to Banderooge]: Mister, I'm lost. Help me find ...
Banderooge [wearing an official looking cap]: Hold it...you a freshman?
Student [carrying three large suitca ...
Monroe's Dad [sitting on porch steps with arm around Monroe]: Monroe, my boy...where did all the years go? ...
Monroe [running up to Banderooge]: Banderooge, I finally did it! After four years of trying! • Monroe: ...
Stuart [sitting down in a chair, next to Russell sitting up in bed]: Russ, we're seniors now. Why aren't we ...
Banderooge [sitting in the football stadium stands with Monroe, Russell, and Stuart]: Hey guys, what do you ...
Amy: Hi, Banderooge! Remember me? I'm Amy Kimball! I remember you! • Amy: I lived next door to you l ...
Russell [walking in the door carrying a book]: Hey guys -- check out what I just bought! • Russell [fli ...
Russell [standing and talking to Banderooge, who is sitting down reading Time magazine]: Banderooge, you hav ...
Banderooge [Standing behind couch that Stuart is sitting on reading a magazine]: Stu -- remember that day yo ...
Wendy [sitting at a desk, answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, this is Wendy speaking...
Caller: I' ...
Banderooge: Monroe, I signed you up to give blood.
Monroe: You what?! • Banderooge: Relax...it won't hu ...
Mimi [shouting up the stairs at her sorority]: Girls! Chapter is about to begin!
Girls [off-strip up the st ...
Sorority President [off-strip]: Would everyone please quiet down so we can start chapter? We have a lot of ...
Sorority Girl [standing next to Mimi]: I'm so nervous about tonight, Mimi! As a new pledge here, I really w ...
Mimi [answering the sorority house phone, holding a can of TaB]: Theta Alpha Beta, who do you wish to speak ...
Amy [standing next to Banderooge]: Banderooge, I can't belive it! Our football team is heading for a new re ...
Wendy [sitting at a desk, answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking...
Caller: Hi, I'm no ...
Monroe [sitting in a classroom lecture seat next to a very large male student, thought bubble]: Uh-oh...this ...
Hilary [sitting on couch with Mimi]: I went out with the nicest guy this past weekend, Mimi!
Mimi: Oh, did y ...
Monroe [sitting at desk with Stuart standing looking over his shoulder]: I think the calculator is a great s ...
Russell [seated talking with Wendy]: I asked out a girl for this weekend, and she said she would love to but ...
Mimi [at the dinner table in her sorority with three other sisters]: Rachel, you make me jealous!
Sister #1: ...
Amy: There's Banderooge, coming back from the last football game of the season! • Amy [standing next to ...
Monroe [sitting down reading a book, with stacks of books around him]: I should never have let all this read ...
Banderooge [all bundled up against the cold, walking on a sidewalk past a squirrel, which is begging]: Sorry ...
Banderooge [all bundled up against the cold, entering his room] Ahh...what a relief! • Banderooge [talk ...
Stuart [standing by a desk with a computer, with Banderooge next to him]: Look what I got for Christmas, Ban ...
Professor [speaking from off-strip, Banderooge seated at a desk taking notes]: This class will be tough and ...
Monroe [all bundled up, trudging through the cold weather, thought bubble]: Why am I doing this? Why am I g ...
Monroe [bursting into his dorm room, all bundled up for cold weather]: Banderooge, you won't believe how bea ...
Wendy [answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking...
Caller: Hi, I just realized I hate it ...
Stuart [sitting on chair, talking to Monroe who is sitting on a couch]: It's time to start thinking about li ...
Stuart [typing out a letter on his typewriter]: Mr. Franklin P. Wheeler
President, XEROX, Inc.
Dear Mr. Whee ...
Mimi [lying on her bed, answering her fancy telephone]: Hello?
Caller: Hello, Mimi? This is Fred...we met a ...
[Mimi holding TV remote control, turns the TV on]
TV news reporter: Our top story tonight is a tragic one: t ...
Banderooge [playing on a big computer arcade game "Ordinance!", with Russell looking over his shoulder]: Her ...
Amy [standing next to Monroe]: I can't believe it! My room's been burglarized!
Monroe: You're kidding! Wha ...
Stuart [sitting at the cafeteria table with Banderooge and Monroe]: Wow! This pork chop has a bone!
Professor [standing up next to Banderooge, who is holding a few books]: You weren't here for the midterm yes ...
Stuart [leaning against a chair, talking to Monroe who is sitting down]: I'm not sure about this Monroe ... ...
Russell [walking outside with snow all around]: Now's my chance to impress Ellen, that girl I've had my eyes ...
Monroe [sitting on a couch next to Wendy, who is sitting on a chair]: How have you been, Wendy?
Wendy: Oh, b ...
Banderooge [all bundled up walking through the snow]: I don't mind trudging through the snow every day...
Stuart [sitting in a chair, reading a letter]: Dear Mr. Saunders,
Thank you for your job inquiry of the 31st ...
Banderooge [sitting up in bed, with Russell standing nearby holding a coffee cup, with a coffee pot and seve ...
Amy [sitting on a couch with Wendy]: When I grow up I want to marry a prince and live in a big castle with a ...
Russell [sitting in class next to a female student, thought bubble]: What a cute girl! I'd love to meet her ...
Stuart [walking down the sidewalk with another student]: I can't believe how much time everyone took to fini ...
Father [on phone]: Mimi Dear, your Mother and I saw something on the news last night about huge tuition incr ...
Monroe [sitting on steps with Banderooge]: I'm beginning to get worried, Banderooge. It's almost Spring Qua ...
Stuart [dressed in a suit, sitting on a couch in a waiting room, thought bubble]: I don't like these intervi ...
Wendy [sitting at a talbe writing a letter]: Dear University Administrators,
I was very saddened to learn th ...
Monroe [walking down the sidewalk, past other students]: Look at all these tans! The whole campus looks lik ...
[Banderooge standing in front of a chain link fence, holding books, notices something] • [Banderooge go ...
Voice [over the phone]: Hello, National Weather Service, Washington, D.C. ...
Monroe [on the phone]: What th ...
Girl [behind Banderooge in the cafeteria food line]: S'cuse me...I've been watchin' you at dinna all yeah, a ...
Russell [sitting on a chair, talking to Wendy who is sitting in another chair]: I'm taking a trip to Europe ...
Monroe [carrying a book over to a chair]: It's Spring Quarter, senior year, and I still haven't decided on a ...
Stuart [studying at his desk, talking to Banderooge who is reading a magazine in an arm chair]: I don't know ...
Stuart [walking into the room, Russell sitting on the couch]: Aargh! What a terrible day! I am in such a b ...
Amy [walking down the sidewalk with Russell, carrying some books]: Wow, Russ, it must be so neato to be grad ...
Store clerk: May I help you?
Mimi [standing near a clothing rack]: Yes, I'm looking for a pair of Bermuda sh ...
Banderooge [lying in bed reading a book as Stuart walks in wearing a suit]: How was your interview at the ba ...
Amy [sitting on a couch with Wendy]: Wendy, are you really dropping out after this quarter?
Wendy: I have to ...
Banderooge [leading a tour of campus for prospective students]: ...next on our tour, this is the library...o ...
Interviewer: So, you want to work for Midwest Production Company.
Monroe [dressed in a suit]: Yes Sir. Very ...
Monroe [walking down the sidewalk next to Stuart]: This was the nicest weekend!
Stuart: Not for me, it wasn' ...
Russell [sitting on desk, prepares to place a phone call]: Okay, Russ, here goes nothing. You've finally go ...
Stuart [reading a letter]: Dear Mr. Saunders,
We were very impressed with your resume and personal interview ...
Russell [lying against a tree, with Stuart sitting nearby]: For four years we've been awaiting only one thin ...
Monroe [sitting on a nightstand next to the bed Banderooge is sitting on]: Boy, Banderooge, these four years ...
Wendy [answering the telephone]: Telephone Helpline, Wendy speaking...
Caller: Hi, I don't know If you remem ...
Stuart [sitting on steps next to Banderooge]: How can this be, Banderooge? Here I am, the hardest studier a ...
Hilary [sitting on a beach chair next to Mimi, who is holding a reflector under her chin]: I'm in really bad ...
Wendy [sitting on a couch with Amy]: Cheer up, Amy, we'll keep in touch...I'll still call you from New York.
Monroe [sitting out on a large concrete breakwater block on the Lakefill with Banderooge]: I keep hearing a ...
Strotz: ...Banderooge... • Strotz: You know, Banderooge, I've gotta admit...you've been an interesting ...