| Russell [in his new single room]: Trapped!  Trapped in a single -- all alone! |      | 
Russell: No one around!  I'm like a shipwrecked man on a deserted island! |      | 
Russell [really worked up now]: There's nothing to eat but coconuts!  Somebody help!! I'm shipwrecked in a single apartment! |      | 
Student #1 [looking into Russell's room from the hallway]: Can you see what he's doing in there?
  Student #2 [also in hallway]: It look slike he's making a raft out of the Formica night table! |      |