| Professor lecturing [Gary seated at desk taking notes]: Suppose that the history of the Earth were written in 10 volumes of 500 pages each, with 500 words on every page. | |
Professor: If each word represents 2,000 years, Man doesn't appear until 50 words from the end. | |
Professor: The birth of Christ is the last word on the last page, and your lives will be th tiniest spec on the final period! | |
Banderooge [sitting in front of a television set holding a copy of TV Guide]: Dammit! I missed 'The Three Stooges'! [Gary holds his face in disgust] | |
