| Banderooge [using a campus police phone box]: Hello, Public Safety?  I wanna report a robbery. |      | 
[Public Safety]: Where are you?
  Banderooge: Near the Library |      | 
[Public Safety]: The Library, huh?  We're all tied up now -- I'll be there in half an hour.
  Banderooge: Jeez! |      | 
[Public Safety officer, sitting on a bench behind Banderooge, holding a phone]: Sorry...we're working as hard as we can! |      |