| Monroe [walking away from a roadside mailbox, holding an envelope]: I got a letter from Russ!  Of all my roommates, I can't belive he'd write me! |      | 
Monroe [opening letter]: All during this past year, he'd only talk to me when the phone bill came! |      | 
Monroe [sitting down, reading the letter]: "Dear Monroe, Sorry I haven't written sooner. |      | 
Monroe [reading letter]: "The phone bill didn't come until today." |      |