| Television [Stuart sitting on couch, his dad lighting a pipe standing up]: Coming up next..."Celebrity Skinnydipping".  Cheryl Tiegs, Brooke Shields, and Barbi Benton bare their bodies for the public. |      | 
Dad: This is not worth watching, Stu.  Go upstairs and read a book or something. |      | 
[Dad glancing at TV] |      | 
Dad [from off-strip, with Stuart reading a book upstairs]: I was wrong!  I was wrong!  Get down here quick! |      |