| Little girl [at the beach, holding a sand shovel and bucket, to Banderooge]: Mister, I'm lost.  Help me find my parents. |      | 
Banderooge [holding the girls hand]: Yeah, sure...what do they look like?
  Little girl: They're old, fat, and ugly.  I'm hungy!  Buy me lunch. |      | 
Banderooge: When did you last see them?
  Little girl: Who knows?  They just left.  I wasn't looking. |      | 
Banderooge [leaning down to talk to girl]: Well, you might as well give up, kid.  They're probably driving away so fast it wouldn't be worth the effort. |      |