|Banderooge [wearing an official looking cap]: Hold it...you a freshman? |
Student [carrying three large suitcases]: Yes sir.
||Banderooge: Do you have green forms 2A and B showing you've paid your tuition? |
Student: Uh, no...I wasn't aware --
||Banderooge: I'm sorry, but without those forms you cannot enter the campus. You'll have to go home and try again next year. |
||Banderooge [tossing away his cap]: We'll beat this housing shortage yet! ||