Banderooge [wearing an official looking cap]: Hold it...you a freshman?
Student [carrying three large suitcases]: Yes sir. | |
Banderooge: Do you have green forms 2A and B showing you've paid your tuition?
Student: Uh, no...I wasn't aware -- | |
Banderooge: I'm sorry, but without those forms you cannot enter the campus. You'll have to go home and try again next year.
Student: But...but...but... | |
Banderooge [tossing away his cap]: We'll beat this housing shortage yet! | |
