|Voice [over the phone]: Hello, National Weather Service, Washington, D.C. ... |
Monroe [on the phone]: What the hell did you do? You sent us two winters in a row!
||NWS: I'm terribly sorry...what area would that be? |
Monroe: Chicago! This is ridiculous! Can't you keep your records straight?!
||NWS: We'll send Spring out right away, Sir. It should be there by Monday. |
Monroe: We need it by this weekend! We've got picnics planned!
||Monroe: Sheesh! Everyone complains about the weather, but nobody does anything about it! ||